Martedì 11 Novembre 2003

He's a diligent flosser too

Why won’t anybody touch him in his special place?

It’s a simple request. I don’t ask for much. I’m a law-abiding citizen of these United States. I don’t drink or smoke. I always hold the door open for ladies when they are walking into a building ahead of me. When I am at a fast-food establishment, such as Arby’s or Carl’s Jr., I always make sure that I do not take too much ketchup so that there will be enough for everyone who seeks nourishment. Also, I don’t take too many napkins. In my office, I am routinely complimented for my cleanliness, both in the areas of desk maintenance and personal hygiene. I am a diligent flosser.

So why won’t anyone touch me in my special place? […]

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