Giovedì 21 Novembre 2002

MenArePigs

Vi descrivo questo weblog con le parole del suo autore, tradotte al volo in italiano. Io mi sono fatto un sacco di risate a leggerlo ma, ovviamente, faccio parte della categoria (grazie a 4 Banalitaten per il link):

"Gli uomini sono maiali, e questa è cosa risaputa, ma vi voglio rivelare un piccolo segreto: è peggio di quello che pensate. Per la prima volta un vero uomo, un vero porco, vi descriverà tutti i sensazionali dettagli dei meccanismi interiori di noi uomini-porci. Sarà buffo, informativo, disgustoso e illuminante ma, più importante, sarà sincero."

Ed ecco un post su un argomento molto discusso fra i componenti la combriccola dei POMPS (Pack of Man-Pigs): le tette.

Several readers have recommended a discussion on Boobs and as a public service to our readers here is a reflective and passionate response.

As with many topics of this kind, personal preferences come into play and in the case of Boobs there are a wide variety of opinions. Please feel free to interject your own feelings, but this pig-man is not particularly enamored with big boobs, favoring the smaller, perkier varieties.

Some thoughts of this subject:

1. The whole fascination society has placed on boobs and boob size is vastly over emphasized and most likely has evolved from the early stages of the pig-man development. In the early teen years of manhood we pig-men begin our fascination with boobs as we see our girl friends developing. We equate this development as an ever-growing interest in sex. In fact we equate boob size directly with a heightened desire for sex on the part of the owner. Girls with large boobs simply “put-out” much easier, at least that is the thought process. We are conditioned to believe in this and sadly some pig-men adhere to this belief long into adulthood. Society plays on this tradition and constant reinforcement in all forms of media make it a very difficult response to ignore. The facts are, as we pig-men grow more and more sophisticated we are less and less intrigued by boob size. Sure they are fun to look at, play with, suck on and oggle at in public, but there are much more subtle and rewarding equipment to explore on the female playground.

2. We learn through time that women with smaller boobs actually try harder to get in bed with us. Through the evolution of the conditioned response detailed above a backlash occurs and these women begin to feel inferior to larger breasted women. Thus they have to compensate by being more approachable and in the long run better sexually. Women with small to medium breasts are far better in bed. They tend to be more giving, less self-involved and much more fun. We pig-men have learned that a small boob is easier to play with, usually more excitable and there is nothing sexier than a perky nipple. Who among us can ever forget the classic line in the Bob Seger song Night Moves: “points sitting way up high”.

3. Perhaps the most important factor in this topic is the obvious long-term effects that occur in all large breasted women later in life. One of 2 things will happen; they either get fat (or perhaps are already fat) or their boobs sag to the point that you can almost lick pussy and nipple at the same time. Usually both of these will occur. Now there is nothing wrong with a fat woman, in fact they can be really fun (more on this in a later installment) but do you really want to be stuck long term with a fat, saggy boobed woman? This is why the ass is so important. There is no indicator for predicting the future body developments of a woman more accurate than her ass. If she has a large, saggy ass and big tits stay away.

This is a short introduction to this involved, complex subject. Pig-men everywhere spend countless hours arguing the point and I am sure there are many who can provide points to the contrary. Here is your forum.

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